Yesterday was a good day. I woke up early, went to work, had a good day at work, productivity levels were high and effeciency was acquired. Followed by a good kick ass workout at the gym, and a lengthy hot steamy shower to end the pain and suffering. I was then on my way to marina to meet some friends, who promised to disclose to me.. "The Art of Gezzing". I arrived, they said it was a good day for gezzing, due to the climatic conditions... Basically, a lot of female counterparts. We sat down at lenotre, reseived our dose of bluetooth and headed on our way. The gentlemen I was with strided across marina malls old labarynth, engaging ourselves in endless circles, some of these gentlemen were intrigued by a womans old age, huge booty size, or dark skin color, some like the average me, prefered well, the slim, tanned, white, or whatever..average cute looking, yet hot female. On my rides around the ridicoulous marygoround which was as passive as can be, i noticed one thing. It was a hunt. Not only done by the males, but by the females. Yet, as the males seemed to be the Hunter and the woman the prey, the prey wanted to be hunted down. So then began the classes of "The Art of Gezzing". You go around basically, endlessly boring circles, until you encounter your ideal prey, you start of from behind, come around from the side, and give a well, very skilled look at the prey, subconsciously arousing the prey, telling them, you are bieng hunted. This is the most fascinating method of hunting, as the prey, must acknowledge, and accept the position of wanting to be "consumed", "eaten". The acceptance comes in similar forms such as a long stare back, a wink, smile, gesture of welcome. Obvious key signs of non-acceptance are, a load shouting voice, her pointing at her father, brother, or giving you the finger. However, non-acceptance through hard work may be converted, but if your into Fast-Gezzing, you'll want to give it a skip and work on someone else. After recieving acceptance, continue to follow, eye, and smile at the prey. Devour it whole. (It is common practice to wear bling bling watches if your black, or show off yer expensive phone, or the car keys to your bently. It aids in the process of your feasting. ). When its defenses have given up, and its can no longer take the burden of not bieng with you, it will, lure you into an undisclosed, hidden location, where it will give you the number of its Meal Deleviry System. In order for you to check on your prey, meal, and how its doing. It will in turn ask for your number in the event, the prey requires to be eaten, or needs a bit of "grilling"-talk. This encounter is supposed to be full of gestures of love, interest, yet respect.Explain how it is the only prey you will ever eat, even though, you'd probably need more meals to live. (now i get why that gentleman liked the bodacious fat woman, aha!) It is important to keep your distance, and avoid her personal space. Prey in this region is easily scared. End the encounter with a comment of positive future outlook.
I'd like to state that this is meant to be humorous, not to be taken seriously, a joke. I am not saying, gezzing is the best way to get hooked up, nor am i degrading females to a form of meat. I respect females and love them them very much. If you hate this post dont read it. well, you probably already did.
