The Art of Gezzing

Yesterday was a good day. I woke up early, went to work, had a good day at work, productivity levels were high and effeciency was acquired. Followed by a good kick ass workout at the gym, and a lengthy hot steamy shower to end the pain and suffering. I was then on my way to marina to meet some friends, who promised to disclose to me.. "The Art of Gezzing". I arrived, they said it was a good day for gezzing, due to the climatic conditions... Basically, a lot of female counterparts. We sat down at lenotre, reseived our dose of bluetooth and headed on our way. The gentlemen I was with strided across marina malls old labarynth, engaging ourselves in endless circles, some of these gentlemen were intrigued by a womans old age, huge booty size, or dark skin color, some like the average me, prefered well, the slim, tanned, white, or whatever..average cute looking, yet hot female. On my rides around the ridicoulous marygoround which was as passive as can be, i noticed one thing. It was a hunt. Not only done by the males, but by the females. Yet, as the males seemed to be the Hunter and the woman the prey, the prey wanted to be hunted down. So then began the classes of "The Art of Gezzing". You go around basically, endlessly boring circles, until you encounter your ideal prey, you start of from behind, come around from the side, and give a well, very skilled look at the prey, subconsciously arousing the prey, telling them, you are bieng hunted. This is the most fascinating method of hunting, as the prey, must acknowledge, and accept the position of wanting to be "consumed", "eaten". The acceptance comes in similar forms such as a long stare back, a wink, smile, gesture of welcome. Obvious key signs of non-acceptance are, a load shouting voice, her pointing at her father, brother, or giving you the finger. However, non-acceptance through hard work may be converted, but if your into Fast-Gezzing, you'll want to give it a skip and work on someone else. After recieving acceptance, continue to follow, eye, and smile at the prey. Devour it whole. (It is common practice to wear bling bling watches if your black, or show off yer expensive phone, or the car keys to your bently. It aids in the process of your feasting. ). When its defenses have given up, and its can no longer take the burden of not bieng with you, it will, lure you into an undisclosed, hidden location, where it will give you the number of its Meal Deleviry System. In order for you to check on your prey, meal, and how its doing. It will in turn ask for your number in the event, the prey requires to be eaten, or needs a bit of "grilling"-talk. This encounter is supposed to be full of gestures of love, interest, yet respect.Explain how it is the only prey you will ever eat, even though, you'd probably need more meals to live. (now i get why that gentleman liked the bodacious fat woman, aha!) It is important to keep your distance, and avoid her personal space. Prey in this region is easily scared. End the encounter with a comment of positive future outlook.

I'd like to state that this is meant to be humorous, not to be taken seriously, a joke. I am not saying, gezzing is the best way to get hooked up, nor am i degrading females to a form of meat. I respect females and love them them very much. If you hate this post dont read it. well, you probably already did.

A Religous Cultural Crisis

I am in awe and shock once again. My frequent visits to Diwaniya give me input on well a segment of kuwaiti society. Yesterday, discussion steemed up to a furiously boiling degree when the subject of religion, satan and more related-dGin. Came up. One young gentlemen was elaborating on how religion, is ancient, old, too old for the modern. Religion as a means of controlling the masses, Mohammed declaring Pork Haram, and making the killing of sheep a holy sacrifice. A good deed. Because he was indeed, a sheep herder himself. Values such as premarital sex, haram or not.. That was indeed interesting. As well. The shi'its. Have something called Zowaj mot3a, which is basically marriage signed on paper, but no one does know about it. Its basically how the many brothels work in Iran, a highly religious country. Walk In, Sign, FUCK, pay, tear the paper, and walk out sorta thing. All in the name of God. But enjoying a healthy sexual relationship with a man or woman you love is totally haram! The difference bieng a signature which lasts minutes to hours..hmm.. Discussion included, why are the religious fundamentalists long bearded and shaved head.. If mohhamed wrote have your hair long enough to go below your ears? Is there any proof that states he had that beard, short disdasha? NO one stated. Perhaps its to create themselves an identity, similar to that of the jewish preists who also have long beards. The most remarkable part of the discussion was that of Djin and Magic. Most of the members at diwaniya, collectivly agreed on the existance of Djin as it is stated men and djin were created by God in the Quran. However, the majority also believed some people can see Djin, they can posses people, slap people, and insanities as such. This is not mentioned in the quran, and no one at diwaniya ever saw a djin, or saw someone directly claiming to be possesed that could prove it. Why..it was was always a friend of a friend sort of story. So as proof to the few that denied the djin existance and possesion, they showed an old tape. The tape was of a Mulla, Fundamentalist, long beard short disdasha, in a room with about 30 or so people, reciting quran, as lightning speed, into a mic. All the people suddenly begin twitching, screaming, shaking, jumping, crying,..scary.. NO ITS NOT! Its easily, staged, i could film such an event by bringing on a few people and telling them what to do! If it isnt staged, those people are serious pschitzos! Schitzophreniács anonymous I would call it! or the mentally Ill! Perhaps these people believe in it so much due to brainwashing, programming since birth. These same people claim David Blane the magician..tricks...ya know. Is in fact, a real black arts magician possesed by deamons, who really can actually take his heart out show it to the crowd and put it back in. LET THERE BE EDUCATION!!!

Love Sex and Promiscuity

This is a reply to a comment in "The Kuwaiti Gay Scene". I created seperate post for it due to its importance.

"Swair I love you and everything, but i'd have to disagree on your remarks. First off, diseases arent spread because of any form of same sex relationships, accept with male gays, as they are more promiscius they are more liable to desiease. Secondly, lesbians are less promiscious than heterosexual (straight) couples. In order to get a desiese the desiese must be existant in one of the two people taking part in the sex in the first place.
On another note, I'm a guy and I expect my female counterpart to had enjoyed herself in relationships including sex before. As much as a right as I had. I would then know that if she did marry her, and I her, then we would truelly know that we would want to be with each other. Mentally, and Physically. There is nothing shamefull about it, I expect a girl to have had sex before. Limiting yourself to one person in your only one life, i believe is just a pitty. It is once your married, that you must be tied to that one person, unlike what happens around here. Men marrying four wives.. divorcing...and cheating. For everyone that has sex out there, Hurray! We all know its Amazing, and why should we stop! Swair, listen. You have your beliefs, and these are mine. In the end of all things, when you marry someone you dont marry them because there perfect, you marry them for there uniqueness, there imperfection. There faults that you see beaty in. So what if she's not a virgin.. If you love her, you'll love her for HER, not for her hymen bieng in place. As for guys bieng virgins, there arent any out there..well accept for the very tiny few..and it makes you wonder ..why are they not? We all have just one life, if you feel its worth living, live it to the fullest. Dont be a mizer! "

Spit or Swallow? He took great attention to detail, even notice the tiny balls at the bottom?

I never would have though bush was a top.. but as ussuall, you see saddam getting fucked from all angles ;-)

A nice Lubricant add ;-)

Who cares For a bite?

Skinny Isnt Always Good

My wife to be ;-)

The Palms and Boredom

Okay I'm extremely bored. Its 4:15 PM and I'm heading out to the palms a bit too late. I'v began this excersize/diet sorta regiment that constitutes of eating almost nothing however, as much cellery as i want. Lots of water, and vegetables here and there, possibly a fruit at times. NO meat, no candy, no bread, no mixing carbs with protien. Gets me sorta tired.. There has been a recent decrease in the site visits this week? why is that? whats going on? hmm..well then I guess i'll be heading out to hang out today or something...

My email address and IM for the special people

I have created an email seperate to any other email of mine. In the case of any emergency, special event, destruction of the world..or if you just want to say Hi and get a bit more personal than you would on the public blog. This is your connection to me. This is where you may find me in your time of need. Hopefully, I will prevail. blah blah..i think i'm just trying to lengthen this blog for some very odd reason.. perhaps..to make it seem important...perhaps..i dont know. Well forget this blog..look down at the rest ;-)

badouinc@yahoo.com

allright i wish i could make another post, but my blogger has gone crazy , i cán't post anything, long in or logout, tells me i have some server error 400 crap, like the page doesnt exist! shit! tried deleting all cookies and saved pages.. doesnt work.. CTRL+F5 ..nope.. dammit whats going on..dont even know if this will repost.

The Party

So today is a thurs. its nearly 10 PM. Went to palms today, got a haircut, and a shave. Met a friend who arrived from the airport, and we chilled for a bit. Now I'm about to head to one of the many parties that occur thurs. Nights. This one is particular is happening at the palms. Yes. I say so, because most who visit, wont be able to attend, it'll be too late. I guess, this is just to keep you anxious to what happend if your interested. So who else attended a party this weekend? tell us about it.

The Kuwaiti Gay Scene

All right! I'm sure youv hearded from others or seen it yourself. Kuwait has a extemely high gay populace! I have seen it for myself. Gay parties.. Were mostly gay men gather, mostly Queens and their sort. Dance, Drink, Do Drugs, and have a lot of buttfucking anal sex! so whats going on? Is it in the genes from our ancient greek ancestors? or from not so long ago, when it was typical for kuwaiti men to have his own young little boy, travel with him at sea for a fuck far away from home. The scene in kuwait, is well, out of most poeples imaginations! As for the question to who's gay or not? Personally i think anyone that can be attracted, turned on, or has sex with a man consentingly, is Gay or Bisexual. However, it seems the terms do differ here. As a man who gets well, sodomized is gay, and as for the gentleman who does the penetration.. well...he's just more manly. Undoubtly, WRONG! Gay is not an act, its sexuality! If you enjoy men, get turned on by them, and can actually have consenting sex, either top or bottom as they put it. Your gay, or atleast Bi.

RSS, The Prophet, and Murder

I have come to the radical realization that I probably have no life. I stay out too late, sleep in too late, and well, I dont do much. Well..aha.. It is summer. However, I also post way way to often!! Do you think so? I mean..I just talk..blurt out, word barf, and Blog! I have given all this precarious thought. I have come up to a conclusion. I just dont give a shit. So, I'll continue Blogging, Blurting, and Barfing. Ass for RSS its the new Hip thing in town! I think..right. Well, I went out to try it out. Basically its a way to enable aggregators(proggies that collect updated news data). to look at your blog and see if its been updated. www.blogger.com, yes..thats a lot of us out there, allows you to do this instantly in the setting, under site feed, simply enable it. And if you want to look at enabled RSS enabled sites. You need a news aggregator, for blogspot, you would preferably want something that reads ATOM XML. I'v gone out and tried a few, some are shitty if you dont pay, many dont work with blogspot. The best one out there is FEEDREADER! Download it, and when it asks for the RSS FEED addresss type in http://thegoddamnblogaddress.blogspot.com/atom.xml . Got it?
Prophets what are they. theres the religious ones, and then the tellers of the future. I will be a prophet today. A teller of the future. I see..in the near future. More Kuwaiti Bloggers. I see a lot of openminded kuwaiti's wanting a revolution, a freedom of expression, a new kuwaiti order. I see qualitynet Muttawa personal blocking the blogs. Performing Raids on homes of many internet users who create, post at, or read these sites. While the rest of the world, look at these people as infidels. Idiots! Due to propoganda. and..then i trip and i see judgement day.
If you think this post sucked.. I agree.. so read the previous ones ;-)

The Newest Kuwaiti Blog

This is the newest introduction into our kuwaiti blog society. Amazing Shit is gonna be comin our way from this fella. All Hail, HWKW. http://hwkw.blogspot.com. We have yet to see some of the most controversial and interesting posts around...

Womans Voting

"VOTE FOR WOMEN ASSURED



WOMEN’S participation in the upcoming municipal elections will be gradual, said Ihsan Buhalaiga, a member of the Shoura Council.

He said that women will not run for office or vote in the first stage, but eventually they will."


Okay I just got this off some saudi arabian online news site. A Credible source. I cannot believe this. there coming along with womans rights before we even do. Saudi Arabia.. Land of Fundamentalism. This must be some plot to seduce the west into something!

Politics, Religions and Drug Busts.

As I have been growing up, I have been slowly realized how backward kuwait has been becoming. Besides the slow implentation of technology. Alcahol used to be legal in kuwait, and I'm sure at some point Marijuana was as it was in Bahrain in the 60's or 70's. But however slowly, we begin to see more laws that invade our personal lives. More laws that violate freedom and liberty. Religious fundamentalists taking over parliamant, attempting to ban music, Tabtabai (Tab-Ta-Ba-e) bieng insulted that a woman may have seated in the same chair he is sitting being pure disgust. Saying "Imagine what thoughts would cross your mind sitting in a chair a woman sat? " What kind of sick perverted bastard thinks that.. Not even a rapist! However, you see him many times at airports abroad, or at the beaches where nudists are accepted. Is he using religion to gain poppularity and win the followers voteS? He's merely a politician. Bieng a politician. As always. We see Drug laws bieng strenthened. Every day a new drug bust, more often than not on mere buyers or users, who in the end have to spend up to 4 or more years in prison. Ever Heard of Cruel and unequal punishment. It doesnt end there. I have seen it through my eyes. Men bieng beaten nearly to death, many a time, children, in order to interogate. Even if you are trully innocent. Sometimes, even woman. I have seen men, violated, tied together in groups by barbed wire, and then blindfolded and beaten again. Moved into the desert to withstand the heats, Hash kills braincells but worse i would believe is being beaten and in the sun.. What is more harmful? It isnt about right or wrong..its politics. All arab countries have thses disgusting torturistic methods, however, when the americans did half of what is done here.. Every arab govt, in awe and shock. .Whatever!! Want to talk about rights? Many a time and even know on video I have seen indians abused in public. Beaten for no reason by Men of Authority. COPS. What is happening to this country? I not only see it here. Even in the states. Little by little you begin to see peoples rights being taken away. Why? are we returning back to the medieval periods of fuedal lords and there loyal servents. Where fuedal lords now bieng countries, would have utter control of there people. Where only the lords would count and interect through politics. Why are drugs banned? Personal harm..no, dont think so. Its because it could lower the economy. Everyone could get lazy. Bad drugs could kill, and lower productivity and effeciency. In the economic war, a country would lose if it had succumb to drugs. For instance the Chinese Opium War? When britian would buy opium from india smugle it into China and sell it for only silver, in order to get silver out of china because the chinese refused. And all this, POLITICS, at the risk of people. 70% of U.S. jails are filled with marijuana cases. Marijuana a drug that is proved to be less harmful than alcohol. A non addictive drug. Yea sure it kills brain cells, just like any sport, action you do, or movement. You always lose braincells. All nations do is worry, fear the other, antagonize or attack one another. Everyone member of government should smoke a joint, take some Ecstasy.. and the whole world would be fun and loving. Yes, I am getting way ahead, but you do see my points. What can we do to change this? are we merely pawns?

Islamic Fundamentalism by Anonymous

Posted earlier on Zaydouns blog. Hopefully no one gets bombed, decapitated, or burned for this. heheh... It makes perfect sense that fundamentalism and a sexually repressed society would breed a backlash. I think society in general should embrace their sexuality as a healthy natural part of their being rather than creating articial barriers and dealing with the repurcussions. These fundamentalists, who claim to preach God's words, should reason that God created us with sexual orientations that would facilitate the survival of our species, and work to make youth comfortable with their sexual nature, not make it more awkward than it already is!!! After all, young teens were being sexually passionate well before organized religion found its way to this planet! Teenagers will be teenagers!And another thing, I think the miserable way of life that these "Islamic forces of darkness" preach facilitates the belief that "this world sucks" and "it's all about the afterlife." In a life of misery, robbed of life's simplest and most wonderful pleasures, in a life dedicated to God worship, people really do have nothing to lose by suicide. Its a viscious circle. To go to heaven your life on earth has to suck, because your life on earth sucks you want to go to heaven, to go to heaven you have to listen to us, if you listen to us your life on earth will suck. Repeat until death. LOL

But alas, suicide is 7aram, because your soul belongs to God. But suicide bombing isn't, because you'd be a martyr. So in effect, killing yourself peacefully without harming anyone else is 7aram, but taking other people with you is okay. Of course, this notion defies every human being's inert moral code, but who needs that when you don't need to think about that stuff, you got RELIGION to give you all the answers, or rather religious FUNDAMENTALISM. Ah yes, RELIGION fundamentalism; simple answers to life's most timeless and complicated questions. Where do I go when I die? God says so right here! Wow! Where did we come from? God! Wow this is cool, I really don't need to think now! All the answers are right here!Yes, ladies and gentlemen. It's morphine for the brain. Just like when you're driving down the road in Kuwait and you see the "Allahu Akbar" and "Istaghfar Allah" signs. Repress your thoughts. You are a servant of God. We just happen to represent him, so hook us up. Give us your money. Make us rich. Have our banking institutions not regulated by the central bank (we answer only to God). Give us the finances for a nice vacation in Cancun while we tell you that you can't watch the olympics on TV.The only way the Islamic forces of darkness will subside in this country is if and when there is no more money to be made, or no power to gain. This power and money comes from the people, so a fundamental change in the people must take place. In thought, and in education. We the youth of Kuwait must fuel this change.

Originally Published at http://zaydoun.blogspot.com/2004/08/blog-post.html#comments.
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